August 19, 2018

It’s a lie! Bride posts ad selling wedding dress ‘worn once by mistake’ (NYPost)

It’s a lie! Bride posts ad selling wedding dress ‘worn once by mistake’ (NYPost)

A bitter bride has posted a laugh-out-loud advert for her wedding dress that was “worn once by mistake.”

The woman from New Zealand uploaded a shot of the dress and said it is in excellent condition — unlike her marriage – after she wore it to marry a “compulsive liar.”

Writing on Trade Me, she said: “Please help remove this dress from my life, it no longer means anything to me,” the witty post began.

“It is in excellent condition — unlike my marriage — pretty much brand new and ready for a legit wedding after a practice run back in 2013.

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“This stunning off-white gown would fit a 12-16 as it has a lace up back so very versatile it comes with a certificate of authenticity and I have personally hand-washed the bad luck out of it!”

The woman said that the chiffon, A-line gown was stunning, but while the dress was a good choice, her groom wasn’t so great.

She said: “It looks stunning on, enough so that it will distract you and your guests from the fact that you are marrying a compulsive liar.

“I would ideally like over $300 for this dress, as this would pay for over a years gym membership for me to lose the kilos I put on from such a miserable marriage — either that or a decent night out on the wines.

“Cannot provide measurements as this was custom made for a little girl who thought she deserved less than what she was worth and she is now a strong woman – cannot measure up.” Read more

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