A bitter bride has posted a laugh-out-loud advert for her wedding dress that was “worn once by mistake.”
The woman from New Zealand uploaded a shot of the dress and said it is in excellent condition — unlike her marriage – after she wore it to marry a “compulsive liar.”
Writing on Trade Me, she said: “Please help remove this dress from my life, it no longer means anything to me,” the witty post began.
“It is in excellent condition — unlike my marriage — pretty much brand new and ready for a legit wedding after a practice run back in 2013.
“This stunning off-white gown would fit a 12-16 as it has a lace up back so very versatile it comes with a certificate of authenticity and I have personally hand-washed the bad luck out of it!”
The woman said that the chiffon, A-line gown was stunning, but while the dress was a good choice, her groom wasn’t so great.
She said: “It looks stunning on, enough so that it will distract you and your guests from the fact that you are marrying a compulsive liar.
“I would ideally like over $300 for this dress, as this would pay for over a years gym membership for me to lose the kilos I put on from such a miserable marriage — either that or a decent night out on the wines.
“Cannot provide measurements as this was custom made for a little girl who thought she deserved less than what she was worth and she is now a strong woman – cannot measure up.” Read more