June 20, 2018

Mermaid Tears vodka is here because unicorns are officially dead (Metro)

Mermaid Tears vodka is here because unicorns are officially dead (Metro)

Last Christmas it was all about Unicorn Vodka. It was nice. It was glittery. It tasted nothing like vodka. But it’s not 2016 anymore. Unicorns are dead. They were absolutely flogged to death in toasts, pizzas and cereals. And since then, all us infantilized millennials have gone mad for mermaids. Hell, there was even a mermaid convention earlier this year where a load of merfolk gathered at a private school’s gym to lol about in fake tales and admire each other’s boob shells. Read more

 

 

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