July 20, 2017

GEJ ANNOUNCES NAME CHANGE by Toni Kan’t

GEJ ANNOUNCES NAME CHANGE by Toni Kan’t

The president has announced a name change. The information was conveyed following the wedding of his foster daughter and release by kidnappers of his foster uncle.

A statement released from Aso Rock by a Very Junior Senior Assistant read in part: “The President and commander- in-chief Goodluck Ebele Jonathan (GCFR) now wishes to be known as Goodluck Dan Foster Jonathan. This name change is a solidarity move with his foster daughter, foster uncle and his wife’s foster child, Wike.

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According to the President: “This name change is to tell all foster children like Dan foster that they are not alone.” All former documents remain valid.”

In a very very very very swift reaction, APC described the name change as “political higi haha and personality harakiri. It is a calculated attempt to dissemble. Changing his name is tantamount to cross carpeting and following the ruling of a High Court regarding defecting members of the House of Reps, the president must vacate his seat.”

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There was no reaction from Aso Rock as at press time.

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