Dear GEJ pikin,
I am writing you this letter to tell you that copy-copy is a sin.
Ok, now that you have married did you get up to 90 cars? Eh, tell me, did you get up to 90 cars? Copy-cat no ni.
We have our broom. We will sweep PDP from power and I, personally, will sweep all the yeye 81 cars you got as wedding present into my compound.
My father is Asiwaju, not of Lagos o but of the whole Yoruba land. Your father is just president, president of Aso Rock because once he hears the sound of banger, common banger, they will lock the door to Aso Rock.
But see us here, from Lagos to Oshogbo, na we dey reign. If dem like make dem throw that biafran bomb, ki lon tin’ pe, Ogbulafor, we will still be here kampe.
Maybe when your father has finished his term this year, (because 2015 is not possible) they will make him the Armani of Bayelsa abi na Amayanbo dem dey call am and then maybe he will make you Iya Loja of Yenagoa. That time me and you can be the same category.
But wait o, tell me sef, what kind of cars did you get? Someone said you got a Bugatti. Ehn, instagram me the picture, you hear. Show me yours and I will show you mine.
Your Iya Loja