September 23, 2017

US ORDERS 40 CONTAINERS OF BITTER KOLA TO FIGHT EBOLA by Toni Kan Not

US ORDERS 40 CONTAINERS OF BITTER KOLA TO FIGHT EBOLA by Toni Kan Not

Reports reaching sabinews.com indicates that Nigeria’s rejected stone may have become the cornerstone in America.

The US government, we heard with one ear, has ordered 40 containers of Bitter Kola aka Garcina Kola to fight the Ebola scourge rampaging across America.

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According to documents obtained by sabinews.com, the contract was signed two days ago and will see delivery of 4 containers a week by air.

“We are moving them by air because of the urgency involved in the matter,” a US economic attaché in Lagos told sabinews. “Since ebola has learnt to shoot without missing, we have learnt to fly without refuelling.”

The reason the US is buying in batches is because the almost 6 month old ebola outbreak has led to a shortage of the commodity.

Meanwhile, farmers in northern Nigeria are rejoicing as they cash out thanks to the epidemic. A farmer, Atiku Buhari who we interviewed in Damaturu said “This Ebola is a good thing fa. Kai, I go marry am for four wives, walahai.”

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